Sunday, March 30, 2008
Happy birthday da tou!
Haha people don’t forget about her ok.it is her birthday too!
I am actually blogging this on words because if I wait till all my photos are uploaded before I start blogging it is possible that I can forget about sleeping early tonight.i am damn tired.haha.
I got a LOT of people to thank this year. So yes I better get started. Firstly I want to thank WAYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! seriously if not for you being my 经纪人 I most probably will end up not having any schedules planned. Jiu I don’t like to make decision and you gave me my most… decisionless day ever so yes thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (but I shall still blog about the…. Smart moves you made haha)
Ok the rest will be in nice proper order. First will be…. AHBU ba.cause she blogged and wished me happy birthday first so yes thanks ahbu! But it was early. Like on Friday. Then waye is next on FRIDAY. She sent too early.hahaha.then it was damn stupid cause like shir actually lagged one min to let waye be faster and she forgot her hp is a min faster than mine so in the end her msg arrived exactly at 00:00:00.
So yes thanks SHIR! I was actually quite shock to even receive a msg from her.cause she is the kind that either msg last in the day or like totally don’t wish since she will see me later in the day or just forget until the next day.hahahaha.so yes I was quite happy ba. Haha.and 00:00:00 leh! Coolness haha
Waye was next again cause she 不服输… 小姐就认了吧… hahahahha.thanks ZHI HAO whom was next in line. Thanks YAN YI then LI TING… there is more of you guys later so yes patience people. Haha. Thanks JULIAN. Then next is JOYCE! Ok more of you later too.
Thanks AHBU again. Then ZHU XUAN! Both of you owe me one ar!!!! Haha. Thanks OLD man CHRIS. Hmph I am not slow! Thanks JESSIE, WEI QI, TAN (ok wait this goes in front actually arrrrr long story let me finish the messages bday greetings first). Thanks LIA, CALVIN(marcus eng you didn’t wish me!!!!!!! Hmph!!! Cal can u help me punch him? Thanks again haha), WAN LI, JACKSON and lastly(as of now) MARE!!!!!!!!!
Ok I got something to say about mare BUT it will come later too cause it is so funny. Ok other methods I got attack were mainly by waye so lets move on.errr people whom wish me live are those who went for the 09 thing so later too. Then oh tan wish me over msn cause she manage to catch me hiding offline. Hahaha. Fine la smart girl.
Omg I suddenly don’t know how to organize this entry.ok fine mainly cause I am actually quite far gone and I feel quite grateful today.haha.errrr ok this morning I woke up a little too early so ya stoned and blahz. Then chiong out of the house cause I thought I was going to be late in meeting waye.then end up she was going to be late and ask me don’t board bus.
In the end I board the bus.and found out she was on the waye to my house. -.-“””” being a genius, naturally she was late.haha.and ya the present was too big and heavy to be brought everywhere so ya lor went home to put it down first. Haha. Then went heerens cause wanted to take neoprints in the end the shop wasn’t opened yet so went cineleisure instead.the machine is coolness!!! got stage! and fan! wow hahahahha. Then went waraku@marina for lunch. Fangli joined us later. Thank XIAO MEI!!!!!
is like fl has something before that so she came later.then we decided to wait for her since I was going to be late no matter what.haha.so I was like randomly taking photos.VERY randomly.
See la waye don’t let me take a proper one =P
and OF COURSE I 自拍 but I shall spare you guys this time.hahaha
errr then fl finally found her waye to the restaurant.and waye was damn poor thing.cause like fl was saying she was skinny (finally someone whom agrees with me) and that she needs to eat more (gosh cant love her more) then both of us were like insisting she must listen to us cause must be nice to youngest and respect the oldest.HAHA =D =D =D waye totally lost to fl can.proness people.... woohoo haha.n FINE waye ur chinese is more pro than i expected la k(i have low expectations sometimes =P)
so we ate and crapped and took photos of course =D
seriously one should not sit next to fl and take photo can.her face is darn small.
but nothing a bit of cheating cannot fix.hahahahahah
我可爱的经纪人再次在这里谢谢你!!!!
ok jiu really running late le.so like messaged mel for the address to head to ms soh's house.took cab with waye.she is damn funny la.the poor uncle.. hahaha.
so ya my manager left me in the hands of 09 after that.once again THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D
first thing i walk in, ms soh asked "today really your bday ar?" i said "i can show you my ic" haha.ms soh is damn funny la! omg so long never see her le!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and oh her wedding photos quite nice.she look SO skinny la. then she keep bugging me to cut cake.as in like there was conveniently a cake there.haha.so fine i cut.she took out 6BIG candles one 1 small one.seriously, i am NOT 61!!!!!!! haha
anywayez thanks 09 for the bday song.haha.then ya kena suan by ms soh for my lack of cake cutting skills.not my fault that i am inexperienced k.then jiu play with jamie le.hahahaha.she is SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and she like my hp decos and my blings.ms soh thinks i have too many "artefacts" le.like my belt and blahz.
so cute right!!!!!!!!!!!! jamie with shirley jie jie, whose face is half covered by her hair.but quite cool la.REN! ahahahahhahaha omg random sry
baby jasper! =D
anywayez jamie likes to play with hp a lot! and like whoever she initially rejects she will let him/her hug if he/she has hp.hahahahahah.DAMN cute la! she was playing with mel's hp then i called then she return it to mel.hahaha.then she played with mine and got message then she was like laughing there or something.like she made noise.haha.
hello?
hahaha i was talking to her on the phone lor.then mel hang me up but we continued talking on the phone.hahahaha.then she damn funny la put the hp next to my ear.so cute!omg.
hehex =D
people whom were there were jes, mel, hy x 2, hp, shir, zh, et, yl. until this two arrived
this is the CLOSEST i can get on them.damnit.
then yy gave me this VERY VERY PRETTY BLING WHICH I LOVE VERY VERY MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha.seriously, i can see my reflection, it has an ace on it, and it is bling.what more can i ask for.HAHAHA. no photos thought cause.... i lazy take le la tired ahahahaha
oh and for some reason i was damn thirsty.like it was between f&n orange and rootbeer so i stared at the nutritional facts for damn long then ms soh was like thinking i was looking at how much is left then say i can finish them.hahaha.shir was shocked that i keep drinking though.haha
of COURSE i taught the art of cam whoring to jamie.hahahahahaha ok the photo is very badly taken but this is the best i can do ok cause she wont stay still.ms soh says that she was damn quiet today and is fake de.like she is normally very noisy.et taught her torture methods... hope they will never be used haha
then jamie needs to sleep le.and ms soh needs to express milk.ermmm ya so ya.haha.
she winked people!! so cute!!!!!!!! and i caught it on cam.muahaha.ms soh was like asking her who taught her or something then she was pointing in my general direction.i cant decide whether that means i did something or that she was just attracted to my camera.oh well who cares i am a good influence so not that it matters.hahaahahah
ok while she was drinking her milk i did the peace sign in an attempt to .... teach her more poses hahahaha.she did this ok!so cute!
group photo.the couple left earlier so ya.
then zh, shir and i went to watch rule #1. thanks ZH AND SHIR for watching with me, especially shir cause she is clearly quite scared, considering how she watched about half the movie. the other her she is against zh and her chair, with her hands, my hand and pop corn in front of her.hahahahah.damn funny can.and thanks zh for holding onto the popcorn.ahahhaha.think his arms quite tired ba.haha.
anywayez the movie was good.as in seriously i am vvvvvvvv glad i watched it so yes thanks you guys again! cant believe zh didnt get the movie though.as in shir dun get understandable la cause she practically skipped the last part.but you.... oh well haha.
throughout the whole movie i felt... cold.hahahaha.i forgot to bring jacket la!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shit.then the movie quite scary so ya.and omg the first part was just... painful.but in any case shawn yue's build is nice.haha.and aiya i like the movie haha.OH and i like one line from the movie and it is going to be my msn nick for quite some time, though i cant remember the exact words.
在黑与白的世界里，事情不可以靠猜的
ok actually i am 100% sure this deviates A LOT from the original line but.... whoever who can remember please correct me.... n come to think of it.... the movie is actually more than quite scary.as in like seriously i dunno why i choose today to scare myself.i am still quite scared now actually.haha.but in general i think the movie is actually more... sad.jiu... ya.hahahahha.aiya it is nice la.hahahahah
then after the movie shir and i went mrt station.shir don't want go home late so went home first.don't think so much la gurl.at most... don't touch anyone anytime soon.hahahahahaha.
went to meet li ting and joyce.lunch at ajisen.talk crap and joyce and li ting were... feeded much information.hahaha.joyce's expression damn funny.anywayez thanks LI TING for coming out even though you have like 3 quizzes next week.good luck!
i was told by joyce that dear MARE msged JOYCE to wish HER happy birthday! hahahahahah omg that's the funniest thing ever la.hahahahahahha.nice one people.this would be the 2nd time she msg belated greeting.the first time was cause she thought the day we gather to celebrate= my bday.HAHA
then joyce got me cake! hehex.thanks JOYCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i seriously think she spend a lot a lot.so yes thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and ya apparently yy and shir(ok shir now i not very confirmed but yy for sure) shared for both 09 and ij side for presents so yes THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and yes joyce i know you sharing two sides too but u alr say you are rich so .... hahahahhahaha thanks la!
so ya cake from coffee bean.then met my aunt to see bags for a while.in the end haven buy cause decided to wait till next week for new collection.haha.then met li ting and joyce again and ya lor talk crap and blahz.hahahaha.
ok i am actually quite far gone and this entry is only like 3/4 done.so ya it is about time photos start showing(now is 2.04 btw but i will change the time at the end of the entry)
cakes first!
you guys will notice that the size of the cake gets smaller and smaller.the 09 cake.shir cheated can!she keep feeding jamie so she ate very little.hmph.and jamie damn cute.you must like say "mum mum" then she will eat.hahahah
from joyce.best cake i ate today actually.CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! woohoo!!!!!!!!!!! apparently there was candle but no lighter.so the cashier actually replaced the cake cause got hole le.haha.
my aunt 良心发现 and got me this.chocolate too.i thought i would finally finished a cake on my own today cause it is actually quite small but i ate about 1/3 and gave up.hahaha
ok presents next.before i launch into the presents i got something to say.i seriously seriously think this year's present is like the BEST ever.i practically got everything i wanted and more.hahahaha.jiu..................... ya 我很开心.... THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that's all i can say.
in no particular order.. ok actually have is chronological.haha.
puzzle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! theme of the year. waye came up with a theme and got all the grounds covered so that i can't rip her ideas.hmmm nice try.try harder.haha.but omg it is DAMN big and pretty so yes thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh she made puzzle cause like i mentioned it is quite sweet for someone to make puzzle but she forgot my cousin did for me before 2 years ago.so ..... ya from the msg time to waking up late to this..... hmm hahahahahhaa i shall not say much more =D
ok actually one more.it doesn't help that i know what she was up to when she started talking about disney characters.... hahahahahaha
my 通告表. ok i am NOT bias ok people.it is just her presents are bigger so naturally more photos. haha. and she wrote my name wrongly and i pointed it out later.haha some people need more sleep than she thinks.
card and puzzle message. spent damn long just now to piece the message together and.... THANKS! it is my laptop wallpaper now.haha.lazy to post the photo here.ahahhaha
from fangli.t shirt and necklace.ehhh i just realise the necklace de photo a bit small so erm... it is heartshape and cute.so ya.hahahahahaha.
from 09.no prize for guessing who bought it(i didnt realise the cover until when i took the photo just now ahahahahaha) thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now i can be a mirror too.haha.and i needed new shades!
from zh and hamster.thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love the watch and really needed one too.the ties were materialise by two different people with diff ideas of colours i like so ya.hahaha.seriously 3 presents is... a lot.omg thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
last but not least........... (ok FINE last but not last, i am sure)
ahahahahahahhaha i LOVEEEEEEEEE it.joyce actually bought a blue one for herself.thank god cause i like red better.ooo i just realise both of us can become superman.ok not funny.thanks i needed this too!
is like when i first saw joyce carrying a gap paper bag i just stunned.like not within expectations at all.let alone a hoodie.omg seriously i feel damn bad now.as much as i love the present.so yes once again THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (i just realise no ij gurls read my blog.hmmmmmmm nvm)
ok actually to tell the truth the presents were more or less within expectations.but i was told that mare and wl's wont be so yes i await friday's arrival(despite there being a malay test which i have yet to study for.. omg this is anti climatic haha)
er ya this is me with the shades.hahahaha.i was bored just now la!!!!!!!!!!!!! and ya there are too little photos of my in this entry.hahahahaha.
ok it is 220 so i seriously should sleep.so once again THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D
special thanks to waye for obvious reasons, yy for organizing the other side of things and getting the pres, shir for helping in selection of presents for zh and ij side, ahbu(i think) of thinking of what to get for the 09 side, mel for actually getting it, whoever who thought of present for the ij side, joyce for getting the ij side present and the cake and being you(entertaining hahahahah), li ting(jiayou for test!!!!), zh and hamster especially zh for the presents and the movie watching, fl for coming all the waye to marina ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok at this rate i think i will re thank everyone so yes i shall stop here.
229! omt bed!
spoke at : 2:59 PM
the one where shir is DAMN sporty.hahahaha.
Saturday, March 29, 2008
ok random photos first.
the kitty at my hall... boo!
ok enough with cats... human time.
err yes the very muscular guy... he grew taller over night too...
HAHA yup today our teacher brought the life sized one.as in the guys pushed it to the class.haha.
ok i shall just talk about today first then end off with like oral stuff.haha.this morning shir was saying her necklace broke and it was a clean break la.like omg.and the cross was missing and we couldnt find it anywhere.fortunately we realise her necklace is very breakable so ya ok ba not as scary.hahaha.
went school lesson.then suddenly got test la!stunned.and got homework la!like a one page essay.omg omg i haven written SO much chinese in one shot for SO long lor.i shall do it ... one fine day.deal next week anywayez.
random crapped during break and like shir and tan were mugging malay like crazy while i stoned.haha.omg i felt damn slack.haha.jiu ya no mood damn tired.haha.after that lunch and lecture theatre for some more malay.then lecture then oral.
then after the three of us finish oral(i will have a VERY long session for oral later so yes moving on) then take bus.then apparently shir was like saying something then leading to her saying she will 暴饮暴食 then tan was like why then shir say cause she shit a lot today.then tan was like no leh she don't remember shir going toilet a lot.then i think shir said(i cant rmb la) like her face 上写着 oh shit oh shit like all over the place.pengz.i nothing to say
then like shir was hungry so we went buy food.so like they couldnt decide what to eat so we stood in the middle of nowhere.then shir ask me give ideas then i just stone to think then they each took a step backwards -.-"""" then i was stoning behind them while they bought sushi.then tan was like saying behind her got a 幽魂 and that i should wear black and paint face white -.-"""""
errrr then ya shir best.haha.is like i was floating at the back then shir was digging her bag for something.for about 1minute plus till we eventually stopped moving so she can dig.then tan was like "are you looking for your handphone?is it in your pocket?" or something like that. and it was.haha.tan smart man.shir....
ya take train home yay the end.oral time.haha.
ok is like we had to prepare several topics like ya just in case.which are about myself, my family, my neighbour, my housing estate, my friend, my school, a festival, my hobby and my ambition. ok talk about what i wrote first.i can remember shir's too so ya that will come later.haha.
about me errrrr oh i wrote i dont like sports cause i dont like to turn dark.then i wrote i am 19 but turning 20 tomorrow.then i end of with i wan to become a doctor, marry a rich man, have a big car and live in a bungalow.
ok none of the other topics has anything interesting.except my ambition ended up being that i want to be a singer.cause i don't know what to write for doctor.hahahaha.so ya that was fun though and like the one that i took least time to memorise for some reason.haha.
OH my friend is shirley.haha.then i just took her thing about herself and like choose points and elaborate.and shir's friend happen to be me and she was like saying that i like to drink milk and i drink milk everyday -.-"""
ok now shir.her hobby is SPORTS.*cough cough* and she likes to swim.she likes to play VOLLEYBALL.*cough x10* then her ambition is to marry a rich guy and become a housewife (translate as tai tai). basically for almost EVERY topic she can use "if i have free time, i can go do sports" she like go swimming every saturday and go run every sunday evening.seriouslyyyyyyyyyyy
anywayez then like she keep saying a lot of rubbish stuff like towards the end when practising that i didn't even bother to look at her paper cause i won't be able to find her points anywhere nor will they be in order.oh then she actually said this(i translate) "i go to the swimming to run in the garden" haha.
ok the actual oral itself.shir was first.scary.then she came out looking like she just died and like ya.poor thing.i am sure she did fine la.but apparently she panic till she asked the teacher to repeat the question in english.
errrr my oral wasnt any better.blanked and said stupid shit.so lets not talk about it.basically i just smile smile there and like errrrrrrr like crazy.i actually said yes in jap can.haha.but don't think she heard.oh tan was the funniest though. she just pengz in the room and like pulling her hair and everything.damn drama la shir and i laughed like crazy.ahahhahahahaha.
oh like the teacher asked me why i like staying in hall.then like tan said "you should have said cause you like to stay with shirley" as in so i can force the teacher into asking me about shirley and i can crap more. -.-'''"""""
ok la i am damn tired so lets end here.actually i think i missed out quite a bit of crap.but heck la.... haha.
and thanks ahbu! i read your blog =D
spoke at : 2:01 PM
the one where shir is more innocent than i know haha
Friday, March 28, 2008
fine i am still here.but oh well maybe i have more lives than i know... like those characters from a game or something, where you just die and like get to switch off the main power and restart all over... but the player never remembers that the damage is done and the memory card stores information of the games.
ok actually i wanted to post pictures today but like i am kinda lazy and something is wrong with the uploading process so i promise the pictures which i say i will post later in today's entry will be up by tomorrow.
lets see.er yesterday first.short day.slept quite early on tuesday.considering that there are like test and oral this week shir and i have been sleeping more than ever.haha.or rather sleeping earlier but not necessarily more ba.
morning was.... the test.so moving on.OH i was awake THROUGHOUT the 109 tutorial for ONCE.oh yes damn proud of myself mainly cause i don't remember the last time this happened.then 108 tutorial then lunch.went to discuss malay at the src.felt like i was giving off heat... hmmm
then errrrrrr went to eat dinner with shir like an hour after tan left then ya lor rot in hall.no mood for anything damn drained that day lor.then ya today.chinese for the entire day.learned more about 经络 and like the teacher took this small human with labelled 穴位 and ya show us lor.
then it was damn stupid.oh i will post the picture of the man tomorrow.anywayez then like rena was going around and saying "who needs a man?" during break and like passing us the man.then she went on and on about how the guy muscular and blahz la.then i said "but 他的下体不够壮" as in er ya i think quite obvious what i talking about.then cause i said quite fast then only tan caught so shir and rena blanked.then i repeated then rena got but shir was like "no what his legs quite muscular" or something lidat(thus explains the title of my entry)
then more oral practising after lessons.i think my memory is better than i think right shir?hahahahhaha then ya we had help from a senior.then errrr after practising and blahz tan said a lot of funny stuff but i shall just quote one.she was like saying how she remember the name of his 5 穴位 井,荣,俞,经,合. ok the second one is wrong it is suppose to be a 水 not 木 but i can't find the right word cause i cannot pronounce it.so this is how she remembered...
井水里面有鱼，金鱼河豚
can get ma? hahahahahahhahah goshhhhhhhh i laughed DAMN long.haha.ok go back hall still oral practising.shir is damn good at coming up with random crap man.that's all i have to say.tomorrow i will go into more details ba cause it can get long.but i poked her like crazy and end up getting kneeled by her TWICE in the same arm.suay.haha.but oh well it was entertaining.
oh our level is invaded by a cat.it is actually quite small and cute.but like i was closing the door then i felt something staring so turn around and saw it and totally shocked diao.so like when i turn back it went up closer towards me so i faster lock the door and chiong into the washroom.haha.
but ok la after get over the initial shock jiu take photo and ya lor.haha.i think it is outside another person's room now.it was outside shir and i's for quite some time lor.like hiding behind the wall.quite cute.haha.
okok considering this entry only had words it is very very long.i promise i longer one tomorrow.as in cause of pictures and shir's ...... clever mistakes.haha.
spoke at : 1:43 PM
the one where my death is in *omg i cant count* 11hrs?
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
shirley chng ar drink more water, slp early and faster get well can.cause i cant decide whether you will get tired from 比手画脚 first or me from mind/lip reading first.
oh and happy bday julian =D
errrrrrrrrrr lets see.yesterday.the lecturer uploaded the notes in the folder for the previous batch(pls dun ask me how) so we had a lecture, not only without lecture notes, but also without knowing whether or not the lecture notes will be uploaded hence we were... writing like crazy.ok except shir whom was happily helping us typing out lecture notes.haha ok fine not happily i suppose but typing la.
then chinese.shir was dao-ish.so ya i was talking to tan more.then like she said DAMN a lot of lame stuff cause she was HUNGRY.seriously people.who still don't believe that 胃主神志 when i have two live examples next to me.that is like 67.7% hit can.
she was like saying that my jacket is cold.cause it is purple.then imagining that my arm is a drumstick or something.and like writing "i wan call mcdelivery" on my notebook.haiz.ok i cant rmb much cause like yesterday quite far awaye but ya this is the gist of it.OH i koped more photos from our resident camera man cause he brought his laptop.but i lazy upload already and it is like so long ago.so time to move on with life... (or move on to death)
but i did take one photo on monday
tan insisted that da tou needs to lose weight.oh well... if she lose weight from tummy her head will be even bigger! so cannot so improportionate la! haha
then errrrr aiya forget it cannot remember.oh except that at night shir was like standing up from her chair, almost lost her balance, regained it, walk onto her bed, and the WHOLE bed shifter forward like about 10cm or so.she insist that it is cause her leg strong while i think she's just................................. in self denial =D
errr then ya slept not very late.cause like brain saturated le so might as well rot(which is exactly what i am doing now.except this is more .... smth than lying on bed and stoning.omg i cannot think of a word to fill in here.nvm)then woke up around 4+ to.......................................................... go back to sleep.haha seriously if i wake up at 4+ and study i would hate myself.
then 6+ then 7+ then finally went back to sleep and dreaming awaye and i heard 玩酷 omg DAMN loud can.hahaha.anywayez 107 tutorial was atrocious so ya went to attend another one.haha.then (omg my mood now suddenly damn good read smth damn funny... think i shall post it cause i think i forgot to send to some people) went to eat and ya lor.haha. oh then shir was like pen cap mis-flicking onto the floor, dropping her water bottle and major mis aiming dustbin.tsk tsk haha
lab.finished fast.woohoo.then ya rot around.short lecture(today was good till lessons ended man) then ya went back hall eat, chiong back rm, bathe, stone blahz.jiu ya lor emo there until i put down my lecture notes.haha.
ok enough.damn long omg this entry.but it is about to get longer.ok actually i think i remembered to send to everyone whom reads my blog.but heck la i want to read this again.haha.
What is marketing?(yes people and it is funny.ok those whom read it before dun care u.maybe i m just lag ba.hahahaha.but it came at a right time k.you guys can try guessing the application of marketing involved ba.haha.)
Interesting marketing analogy.
What is marketing
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.>You go up to her and say: ' I am very rich. Marry me! '
- Direct Marketing
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: ' He's very rich. Marry him.
-Advertising
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: ' Hi, I'm very rich.Marry me
- Telemarketing
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:'By the way, I'm rich. Will you 'Marry Me?'
- Public Relations
5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:'You are very rich! 'Can you marry Me?'
- Brand Recognition
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
- Customer Feedback
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' And she introduces you to her husband.
- demand and supply gap
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: 'I'm rich. Will you marry me?' and she goes with him
- competition eating into your market share
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: 'I'm rich, Marry me!' your wife arrives.
- restriction for entering new markets
10. You are not at a party and then you realize that there are might be many gorgeous girls in parties all over the neighborhood and the world even! You then climb up to the roof of the house and scream on top of your lungs 'I AM RICH MARRY ME!'
- spam.
spoke at : 1:58 PM
the one with more photos from yesterday
Saturday, March 22, 2008
more photos............ lets talk about today first ba....
i wasted time again! damn.morning slept, afternoon cut hair go home sleep some more.at night go out eat dinner.died.on the bright side went to eat ramen! oh yes.apparently the shop is opened by two japanese.it is a small shop along some road.errrr near clark quay area.it is quite good and quite authentic.at least the miso one was la.the other two not very sure.so worth trying ba! the exact address must check.the card is somewhere in my wallet.haha.
oh got my first bday present today.cause my uncle(er the one that doesnt leave with me) wont see me tomorrow(cause my grandma not cooking) so ya.i ask him why so early (he gave cash) then he say cause next week i most prob go out need money what.haha smart.
ok photos.got them from facebook de.
this clearly was taken while i try to take photo of the camera man.
=D
DA TOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cause the series of photos were like titles in a story-ish style.so for this the cam man said "Even this bear is part of our family.... though i forgot his name" is her la!!!! hmph.
basically shir placed da tou on the drink and pushed her down! so mean! so tan wasn't the only one bullying da tou.oh cam man's title "and sometime we bully each other... even those that are not human..."
rena.our bms yr 1 head. haha. i cant decide if she bullied or saved da tou after she suffered concussion from the fall...
the face is... a little... scary looking. but it is CPR de action wat.so ya a bit contradicting.
don't worry heartbeat is there.da tou is fine now! =D
bms big family!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a BIT hard to see the whole bunch of people at the back.maybe i should sit more in front next time hahahaha.
that's about it.... time to.... sleep.hahaha.see if i sleep enough today tomorrow wont fall asleep studying what right?
and hor.i want watch rule number one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr plsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
haha ok i am crazy.just... ya... nvm...
spoke at : 12:57 PM
the one where for some people, 胃主神 haha
Friday, March 21, 2008
i ate A LOT A LOT TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! died.piggified.i will exercise once i have the time.like i m eating now and drinking milk too/omggggggggggggg
ok before i launch into today.i shall add on to yesterday's points for the sake of those whom don't read tagboards.seems like more people want beat me up then i realise haha.maybe i should 反省反省.these are by xuan by the waye.
10) cause i am too fair
11) cause i sing k box too damn well
12) cause i mug too hard
13) cause i think of such stringent criterion to justify hitting me
seriously... at this rate.... i can only say that.... 不要打脸.this doesnt mean i agree ok.it is just i don't see a point in arguing cause not everything my choice ma.is there ANYONE on my side????? haha
ok back to today.actually there isn't anything much that happened today.just mostly photos.haha.this morning my uncle was late so had breakfast at canteen.then went school stone throughout chinese.keep dozing off.haiz.then photo time! cause wanted to take class photo so our resident camera man/stalker was all geared up
all the photos are still with him so all the photos here are by another photographer(ok all but one)
=D
anywayez i will post the photos when i get them ba.though the 3 of us are blocked in the class shot.haha.anywayez while waitin for things to be set up...
ths two kids were blocked.
and after finish grp shot..... 3 photos didnt feel right
i dont know why but this photo gives me the feeling that i am protecting tan and she is happy about it... haha
while shir seems to want to get further awaye from me..... haizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz why like that?!?! 人为何永远不能得其所欲 haha
庄可爱与陈聪明(hiding behind so face smaller... haha)
while walking to get food the shooting didn't stop
OH the other time like while walking here shir was like asking me to stop then she went behind me(or was it in front) and we finally noticed the difference in our shoulder width.wow i can hide behind her la! haha.
shirley was considerate enough to disappear unlike....
haiz tan arrrrrrrrrrr thanks lor.haha.
bought food then went back to eat.the break still had about 30minutes to go so more cam whoring.but cause i not very pleased with my hair(i have decided to cut!tomorrow!)none will be shown.then stalker strikes again cause shir was posing with her hoodie and it got his interest.OH he took like shots of da tou too!haha.i must hunt him down.
OH he likes to take people close up by the waye.thank god i was alwayes blocked my either my hand or my camera when he is nearby.hehex.
next is like the one photo that i am most pleased with from today.
=D 有人终于达到玩酷的精髓了...糟了我的饭碗似乎不保....... *gasp*
oh throughout this period videos were being played.like random ones.so like the guys were literally FIGHTING to show nice videos.think the fighting was more entertaining than the videos.
两个大男人大庭广众之下拉拉扯扯... tsk
another recreational activity was da tou torturing session.unfortunately... is like the camera man came over and asked like what's her name(or did he say his? nvm) then i said da tou and that he must 好好认识她 cause she will go with us to china =D all these were done by tan.rena did her share torturing too but photos not with me either.and those photos contains mostly of rena unglam shots.but one was very very nice!as in she looked damn chio.i WILL hunt it down.
*chokeddddd*
*pinch pinch*
*poke poke*
两指分尸
haiz..... anywayez like tan suddenly remembered something and THREW da tou to the side and 被我stare and scold残了.cant remember if i whacked.too trivial a detail.haha.
oh rena attempted to help da tou 把脉 then within 3 fingers is the whole arm's length already so ya.hahahaha.
our teacher for basics of tcm.
after which i went washroom and continued playing with my camera
haha ok that's about it for the photos.after lessons both shir and i were hungry.but shir was quite.... over.i lost track of the number of times i heard "肚子饿" "hungry" and "food". she sound like she hadn't eaten in days and like cant seem to concentrate on anything except the thought of wanting to ingest something.to the extent that when i said wilber she thought of eating him.errrr in what waye is left to your own imagination.
anywayez this explains for my title.cause like in tcm we learn that 心主神 meaning all your emotions are governed by your heart.CLEARLY it is the amount of substance in shir's stomach that determines whether she is functional or not.and she starts saying a lot of rubbish.hahaha i was quite entertained in between the "肚子饿" "hungry" and "food" rantings.and she was like bent over on the train cannot even stand straight.ok i had to stand straight cause whnever i bend of take in deep breath my sides will hurt.i suppose lack of food has different effects on different people.haha
went to eat lunch.shir went to buy food while waitin for food to be served.yes people she was that hungry.oh she kept like seeing how many stations are left.and like was damn happy when reach bishan and went crazy at the smell of food.and finally was satisfied when she was bloated from too much food.now will you guys agree that 胃主神? haha
went home and slacked too now.yes i did nothing yet again and i am going out tomorrow.so what happens to my chinese and malay? only time will tell...
LASTLY must end off with photo la.otherwise so.. sian.haha.
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww =D =D =D
spoke at : 1:28 PM
Haha people don’t forget about her ok.it is her birthday too!
See la waye don’t let me take a proper one =P
seriously one should not sit next to fl and take photo can.her face is darn small.
我可爱的经纪人再次在这里谢谢你!!!!
so cute right!!!!!!!!!!!! jamie with shirley jie jie, whose face is half covered by her hair.but quite cool la.REN! ahahahahhahaha omg random sry
baby jasper! =D
hello?
hehex =D
this is the CLOSEST i can get on them.damnit.
of COURSE i taught the art of cam whoring to jamie.hahahahahaha ok the photo is very badly taken but this is the best i can do ok cause she wont stay still.ms soh says that she was damn quiet today and is fake de.like she is normally very noisy.et taught her torture methods... hope they will never be used haha
she winked people!! so cute!!!!!!!! and i caught it on cam.muahaha.ms soh was like asking her who taught her or something then she was pointing in my general direction.i cant decide whether that means i did something or that she was just attracted to my camera.oh well who cares i am a good influence so not that it matters.hahaahahah
ok while she was drinking her milk i did the peace sign in an attempt to .... teach her more poses hahahaha.she did this ok!so cute!
group photo.the couple left earlier so ya.
you guys will notice that the size of the cake gets smaller and smaller.the 09 cake.shir cheated can!she keep feeding jamie so she ate very little.hmph.and jamie damn cute.you must like say "mum mum" then she will eat.hahahah
from joyce.best cake i ate today actually.CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! woohoo!!!!!!!!!!! apparently there was candle but no lighter.so the cashier actually replaced the cake cause got hole le.haha.
my aunt 良心发现 and got me this.chocolate too.i thought i would finally finished a cake on my own today cause it is actually quite small but i ate about 1/3 and gave up.hahaha
puzzle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! theme of the year. waye came up with a theme and got all the grounds covered so that i can't rip her ideas.hmmm nice try.try harder.haha.but omg it is DAMN big and pretty so yes thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my 通告表. ok i am NOT bias ok people.it is just her presents are bigger so naturally more photos. haha. and she wrote my name wrongly and i pointed it out later.haha some people need more sleep than she thinks.
card and puzzle message. spent damn long just now to piece the message together and.... THANKS! it is my laptop wallpaper now.haha.lazy to post the photo here.ahahhaha
from fangli.t shirt and necklace.ehhh i just realise the necklace de photo a bit small so erm... it is heartshape and cute.so ya.hahahahahaha.
from 09.no prize for guessing who bought it(i didnt realise the cover until when i took the photo just now ahahahahaha) thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now i can be a mirror too.haha.and i needed new shades!
from zh and hamster.thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love the watch and really needed one too.the ties were materialise by two different people with diff ideas of colours i like so ya.hahaha.seriously 3 presents is... a lot.omg thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ahahahahahahhaha i LOVEEEEEEEEE it.joyce actually bought a blue one for herself.thank god cause i like red better.ooo i just realise both of us can become superman.ok not funny.thanks i needed this too!
the kitty at my hall... boo!
ok enough with cats... human time.
err yes the very muscular guy... he grew taller over night too...
HAHA yup today our teacher brought the life sized one.as in the guys pushed it to the class.haha.
tan insisted that da tou needs to lose weight.oh well... if she lose weight from tummy her head will be even bigger! so cannot so improportionate la! haha
this clearly was taken while i try to take photo of the camera man.
=D
DA TOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cause the series of photos were like titles in a story-ish style.so for this the cam man said "Even this bear is part of our family.... though i forgot his name" is her la!!!! hmph.
basically shir placed da tou on the drink and pushed her down! so mean! so tan wasn't the only one bullying da tou.oh cam man's title "and sometime we bully each other... even those that are not human..."
rena.our bms yr 1 head. haha. i cant decide if she bullied or saved da tou after she suffered concussion from the fall...
the face is... a little... scary looking. but it is CPR de action wat.so ya a bit contradicting.
don't worry heartbeat is there.da tou is fine now! =D
all the photos are still with him so all the photos here are by another photographer(ok all but one)
=D
ths two kids were blocked.
while shir seems to want to get further awaye from me..... haizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz why like that?!?! 人为何永远不能得其所欲 haha
庄可爱与陈聪明(hiding behind so face smaller... haha)
OH the other time like while walking here shir was like asking me to stop then she went behind me(or was it in front) and we finally noticed the difference in our shoulder width.wow i can hide behind her la! haha.
haiz tan arrrrrrrrrrr thanks lor.haha.
OH he likes to take people close up by the waye.thank god i was alwayes blocked my either my hand or my camera when he is nearby.hehex.
=D 有人终于达到玩酷的精髓了...糟了我的饭碗似乎不保....... *gasp*
两个大男人大庭广众之下拉拉扯扯... tsk
*chokeddddd*
*pinch pinch*
*poke poke*
两指分尸
haiz..... anywayez like tan suddenly remembered something and THREW da tou to the side and 被我stare and scold残了.cant remember if i whacked.too trivial a detail.haha.
our teacher for basics of tcm.
haha ok that's about it for the photos.after lessons both shir and i were hungry.but shir was quite.... over.i lost track of the number of times i heard "肚子饿" "hungry" and "food". she sound like she hadn't eaten in days and like cant seem to concentrate on anything except the thought of wanting to ingest something.to the extent that when i said wilber she thought of eating him.errrr in what waye is left to your own imagination.
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww =D =D =D