i m tired

oh ya 499th entry le!

anywaye ya i m like seriously drained but i will still like talk about d camp super thoroughly cuz shld b my last orientation camp le.ta khent 07! oh ya warning this entry might b VERY long n is mainly for me to rmb d experience so u guys wan read de hua u all like v bored de shi hou man man read to waste time lor.

i dun rmb wat i said in d previous entry le so if gt overlap of info jiu.... lidat lor.haha.anywaye sbs foc is called ta khent and there r 4 grps involved: ISIS, osiris, horus, hathor. i m in isis.n everyone keep saying wrongly as iris.hmph.osiris is our sis grp then d Hs are sister grps lor.

sgl is karen(bms) then jgl is roy and jessica(bs).they are all v v v v v nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! karen is a sotong.as in like she is so blur until we took less than a day to realise she is a sotong.one of d snrs was like "isis. do u all know that ur sgl is the biggest calamari ring in the whole of sbs?" n like up till today she still get d names wrong.lack slp la.

but in any case karen is still uber nice.oh ya n she is chio.as in tt is wat i think.at precamp she wore specs then cannot tell.then during camp itself she wore contacts then like wah nt bad.n she is like a mummy lidat thruout d camp.make us take pi pa gao then like keep chasing us to go slp then nag n nag jiu dui le.

roy hai man poor thing de.later u all will noe y.and he slp on d bus de yang zi VERY comical.then jessica is chio too.n like keep trying to make sure we stay high.her fav line is like "are u all stoning?lets play game!" but by 4th day she has d word "tired" written all over her face.basically at night her eyes left 1 line and her voice and karen's voice both became v sexy.haha

ok la narrate time.i was late.on day 1.hahaha nt my fault can v hard to estimate travelling time n my bag v heavy so ya lor.went lt stone.learn cheers and songs n found out wileen is in my og oso!yayz.n gt 4 guys n 2.but only 1 is in bms.i think i list d guys de names cuz less guys then d gurls de i just random use ba.d bms guy is zhao liang.then others are wee meng, song hui and derrick.oh ya gt another guy john but he only came on mon and thurs.n there is a reason y i list him separately.

then gt some video.but it was ULTRA lag until they pause d vid n ask us go out play game then later continue watching.so intro again cuz gt new SAs and some pple nvr go precamp.after tt go back watch video.which is v lame.basically d sgls will represent like d diff gods.then apparently d egypt pharoh needs wood.so ask d gods to help.so d gods will go look for other pple to help, which are the jgls lor.

after tt is walk around d sch and play games lor.first one is like pass straw which must kiap between ur nose and upper lip there.so me n d gal after me, yuqin, kiss and kiss lor.d SAs wear ultra high la.just stand w a cam there n waitin for us to pass d straw.then keep like "ur first kiss!" blah blahz then make us laugh.

then they shuffled so tt d guys are like kiaped between d gurls.so john was in front of me.then had to pass poker cards by sucking.but in the end they scrape cuz hard to suck.haha.so we like bit cup then have to pour water and pass to each other.n tt john happily spill water all over my face.

other games quite stupid la so forget it.then we kept running from station to station and like uphill also run.n my stamina was like nvr gd.so ya.drained.oh ya d food was like decent ba.edible n nt disgusting.

i think it was this night tt we learn sha fan sha.very fun!act i cant really rmb d title.but once everyone gt better and when denis play it was SUPER fast and fun n exciting!n it created smth to make us zi high.cuz gt one part when someone shout "superman!" then the other person must like "ta ta ta".

so now someone in isis will randomly say superman and everyone will just ta ta ta.damn high.we even decided next time we see each other at corridor must shout superman.lecture also must.ahahhaha.

then night game is like must walk around d sch look for pictures and draw it our.d gls didnt play so we must find our waye around by ourselves.then d programmers say it is better for us to stick as a grp.but cuz we split up then manage to find all and was d first to go back!

oh ya then we went nbs then we wanted to take lift.then d lift door open n inside is like red light and black shredded rubbish bag then we just scream.even d guys la! hahaha damn freaky!

then supper then go slp.like slept a lot earlier than expected la.so shuang.slept at hall 6 which is damn old and disgusting and cockroach infested.damn gross.so wash up n slept at 12+.

next day woke up 6.30 then like end up too early.pool games.wore life vest at first but it was so irritating i took it off.had underwater charade, water captain's ball like game,synchonise swimming and last one is u sit on float then bite a spoon w table tennis ball then pull string to pull urself across lor.

ok la quite fun.it was raining for a while but it stopped.then last games is like we pair up in grps of 4 and use leg to hook on another person's shoulder and swim across.after tt wash up(snrs say just rinse cuz later will get dirty again) then lunch n a bunch of random games.

is like they will ask for volunteers.then d games are like shade squares or colour picture or paste sticker tt kind.gt one is like a gurl have to spike a guy's hair.so zhao liang end up looking like astro boy.then d guy suppose to help d gurl make up.damn funny.

then mine was to stuff mashmellow in my mouth.ok la gt 2nd.but now i m staying far far awaye from mashmellows.yucks.then was d wet games.one is suppose to paste toothpaste w diff parts of ur body.mine was elbow.song hui was next to me then is shoulder.but end up i just put all over his arm.hahahaha.but d programmers v jian keep using water gun to spray at our toothpaste!

then was soccer.like foozeball then ur legs will b tied w d person next to u.i play keeper w derrick n i gt save a ball leh!so proud of myself.so d score was 0-0

then was d hamburger games.stupid la i was tomato and they happily put tomato right at the bottom.gt super wet though.then was some spider web de.suppose to go thru wo touching string.so i just lie there let d guys carry lor

last game was scissors paper stone.like u slide along chairs then will meet ur opponent halfwaye tt kind.isis a bit cannot do scissors paper stone.haha.and hor hathor is VERY violent can!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! especially one guy!!!! he keep banging into our gurls la!then weemeng damn cool
they knock into each other then he told d guy(oh ya he is called jay) "i have been watching u for a very long time already" or smth lidat.just v xiong.then he scissors paper stone n win! damn cool la!!!! hero!!!

then we want to just bathe and rest alr.but after dinner they blindfolded us for initiation night.oh ya then dennis invented this thing where everyone has a nickname n when u r called u must say ur line.then we will call d next person.so basically we have(i cant exactly rmb d order though):

captain planet: "w all d powers combine. i m captain planet!"
tweety bird: "i tot i saw i putty tat"
sylvester: "dun fly awaye i wanna b ur fren"
master card: "more birds, more luck"
zhao liang: "wo pa! wo yao hui jia!"
lao pi xiao xin: "da xiang da xiang. wor hao shao orh. dong gan chao ren. dididididi!"
pokemon: "pikachu i choose u!"
kimberly: "go go power ranger"
teletubbies(i gt stuck w this la): "teletubbies.say hello.eh oh!"
optimus prime: "autobots transform and roll out" (i think...cannot rmb)
derrick: "ke ai wor!!!!(in rainie's voice)
sailormoon: "wo dai ti yue liang lai cheng fa ni!"
popye: "popye d sailor man poot poot!"
swim team: "help i m drowning!"
rjc: "super duper volleyball smash.pyah!"
macdonald: "balabababa i'm loving it"
karen: "mei nv"

i think tt is all.anywaye ya initiation night aka get dirty night.so we slide down this muddy canvas shit.karen told me(i was blindfolded) tt i seem to b d dirtiest.right.then was this bloody mary thing.where we pull this ketchup covered string through our shirt.guys have to pull thru shorts also.then d strings gt spoons attached.v irritating.

then d snrs keep using v gay voice distract us.or will hold on to string.or spray random things at us.then when we are done they will pull use to walk in circles.then weemeng damn poor thing his slippers gt "stolen" by snrs.then they pass to me n i just throw it.hahahahaha.then i realise it's his then i pass back to him one of it.then we walk to d next station n it started raining so too bad(thank god) lor the end.

so in d dark we cheer n drink milo.haha.we were still blindfolded.then d gls say play game.ask us take off smth we will nt need.excluding blindfold.then everyone took off their bracelet(identity) first.haha.then d SA was like whispering in my ear wat i do nt need or want.then end up we r suppose to remove our blindfolds.then when i did i realise 3/4 of d og alr remove le.ok la i slow

then left 2 guys.zhao liang even took off his t shirt.but in the end derrick was d last to realise.then went back and bathe for a VERY LONG TIME to remove d mud.oh ya a snr put a egg into song hui's shirt n smash it so his bod covered in egg.damn gross la

then slept at around 2.but woke up at 7.45.then amazing race! b4 tt played simon says and isis won! d sha fan sha really train our rxn time.so we gt to leave first.but end up the other team caught up cuz d bus wait v long.damnit.went chi garden cuz d clue is a pic of d pavilion.

suppose to count number of steps.then must walk around garden to look for decoders for location of d next place.in d end we cant find all so had to guess.d gls gave clue la.so hai hao
so went to west coast.then played smth.quite lame so lazy explain.n it was raining like mad la.then next clue is a pic of a cell w a building inside it.so apparently it means "in vivo"

so at vivo we are given pics n we have to find where the pics are taken.then lunch we just bought finger food to eat on d bus to macritchie, where someone will like listen to music n hum then d rest guess d song.

at first we tried eng songs.but failed.so do chi.i cannot hear at all la.is like gt one after this person hum chere manage to get d tune but she dunno d title so she hum out loud then i gt it.di xia tie elva.

then bonus round is to like fill can w water n try to balance it at the edge.then d next clue was a pic of a red hat, smrt logo and a bridge aka ang mo kio mrt station.i gt it right =D haha everyone stun after i shout hong mao qiao.then played shi zhi lu kou.

suppose to start w "jia" and end w "shu" n cuz of the help of d snrs we manage to get d shortest route. jia li jiao(curry puff), jiao zhi, zhi ma, ma ling shu.hahaha.we only had 10 dollars.but we only spend 1.50.$1 for curry puff and 50cents for jiao zhi.then zhi ma we kope from this bread shop and potato cuz someobody bought some potato thing for lunch haven eat.so ya.

then went raffles place.played d untangling game but give up n do forfeit where we have to take photo w 7 strangers n all must wear diff colours.

then chiong to aljunied d geyland library.suppose to sudoku n get password and chiong to find a book w a clue inside.then chiong to tampines.but never play d game cuz no time le.so just bought dinner n sat outside mrt to eat.super aa la!some more we da bao from sakae.ahahah

oh ya thruout d whole race on d bus/trains d snrs did all d games.as in those fuzzy wuzzy or train station tt kind la.quite irritating.

took bus to changi chalet.then discuss skit.damn high.then went to the beach and listen to ghost stories.i totally freaked out can.especially jessica's personal experience.shit i dun wanna talk about it.

then played "xi niu nai" uber high! we moved into land n spread out to play.then zhao liang's action was super high! we just keep laughing when we nt playing la.basically we laugh more than we shout.hahahaha.chere say i look like i arguing.cuz we have to shout.haha wtv lor.

then chere, yuqin, song hui n i were called to go for this night game.which is fright night la.so we just hook each others arms and song hui went in first.then we suppose to collect dog tag from dead soldier.so obviously we send song hui to do it.then d gurls just hide at the corner n watch.

then suddenly gt a soldier shout and run out then we just scream all d waye until he left d rm.then after song hui gt d dog tag d soldier "woke up" then we just chiong upstairs.then gt these zhen zi looking ghosts.oh ya i was last song hui was first followed by yuqin.so song hui suppose to read out a diary.but nobody registered wat he said cuz d zhen zis were coming closer and closer.

then they separate yuqin n chere so chere n i had to go one rm while yuqin n songhui went the other.then we open d door damn hard n stand outside.then d "ghost" was like "go in!!!!!!!" then fine i walk in first.then this long hair person ask us comb her hair.so ok lor comb.then finish liao she say get out so ok lor zhao.

then suppose to go next rm.then i walk in first then this small gurl was like "play w me" then i asked "play wat?u wan play xi niu nai?" then she just say she show us her fren.d fren of hers ask us to drink blood.which tasted like ribena.i just swallow super fast then ask "where u wan me to put d cup?" then the person nvr respond =.= fine lor so just put on d table.

then walk to another fren then they scream get out again.then suppose to go to d altar.then suddenly gt some guy grab my leg.then i stone.then yuqin n songhui attempted to scare us from behind but failed.then suppose to ring d bell then d person grab my leg AGAIN.seriously can he like grab someone else.

then we just left d house lor.oh ya then it was zhao liang's bday alr cuz by then alr 1am.so we waited for zhao liang to finish(d gls planned for him to b in d last grp) then d gls bought cake so we sing bday song lor.

then bathe n played cards while others rehearse skit until around 3.30.then karen just stand at the door there wait for us to go slp.n NOBODY wan slp on d bed.in d end 2 pple did n left a lot of space for d SAs.but they chose to slp in d living rm. -.-"

next day woke up at 7.i think.can't rmb.then queue to brush teeth.is like we alll walked VERY slowly cuz v scared wake up d gls.then it started pouring during breakfast so everyone was wet when we reach sentosa.

d rain stopped after many rounds of xi niu nai.then played beach games.first one is one gl(jessica) will b blindfolded n we have to lead her thru a maze.then opponent take another route.then if d opponent gl step on line or 2 diff lanes we shoot water using water gun.we won!

then was beach volleyball.d guys take off t shirt then like play w water balloon.we won too!then next we suppose to tie up opponent's gl(roy was tied) then like they will b locked w a password.so we have to spin 5 rounds in circle then use ping pong ball try to hit d can then can go n try to guess password.we lost.

oh ya damn funny.d previous team d guy gl had a string around his...lower area.then we decided to b frenly to each other so nobody tie lower area for roy.haha.but his hands were tied up.n like if guess password wrong have to throw water at roy.opponent won.but they took quite long untie cuz our grp a lot of npcc pple.hahahaha.

then gt dodge ball.oh ya tt violent guy(jay) go n throw water bomb at head la even though d programmer alr say cannot.oh ya his muscles are v well trained.but still.cant hide d fact he is non gentlemanly n violent

then last game is like we run to table.then have to choose between 2 food which we dunno wat they are.then followed by drinks.then suppose to kiap peanuts on our face.then stand in a row n pass hula hoop.then build sand pyramid then suppose to use t shirt collect sea water n fill up pail.we lost.we even use mouth to hold water.haha.but ok la fun.

then everyone chiong into sea n take photo.oh ya then we keep interuptting other pple's photo session.cuz when we noe they gg to take photo.we will run n stand in front of the photo then shout "wo yao kan dao wo de lian!" haha

then we played muah chee.then they wanted to throw zhaoliang into d water but he run VERY fast nobody caught up until he surrender.oh ya while d guys chase, d gurls were running after jessica n karen to hug them.ahahahhaha.then take some more photos.then throw zhao liang.then throw denis also.ahah

change eat then went back to ntu.90% of d bus was aslp.bathe then prepare for SP night.but it was like a failure.cuz at first we will pick out a nick name for ourselves (mine is wendy so my SP is peter pan) but nt enuf guys so d whole thing was scrape so we just sat at random n mingle.

then gt games also.then was skit.our skit is like this couple watching tv.gurl wan watch romeo&juliet.so ya juliet is supposedly v unreasonable (she slaps romeo) then romeo meets zhu ying tai(whom was acted by a guy) n yi jian zhong qing(then we will show this board w kym ng's face on it) then they xchange no. but it gt smudged.so zhu ying tai works at juliet's house n gt bullied so romeo come out protect n kiss zhu ying tai.

then advertisement.haha.so no kissing.then have d no smint no kiss ad.but d kissing was "censored" then d more birds more luck.but d store person say some angmoh bought all d birds to offer lucky duckys instead.then do d funky chicken cheer n replace d words.then is d heineken ad.except this time is a short guy cant reach n a tall gurl took d bottle instead.

then switch back to romeo n juliet.then romeo walks off w zhu ying tai.other grps de i lazy to describe but quite funny also.n ALL have d gatsby ad.then after tt went back to play cards.damn fun la.damn high.cuz i played hai dai n hei bai pei w wileen.then went to eat roti prata for supper which d snrs treat n go back slp.by then around 4 le.

woke up at 7.oh ya sbs d electricity is free de.cuz everyone froze to death.almost.then everyone were half dead but d gls still like ask us play games n everything.then went to soccer field for water games.

first one is d mummy.karen was d mummy.then wrap w toilet paper.then we suppose to use water bomb on other mummies.then osiris n isis team up against hathor.hahahaha.then nobody attack isis.we just watch horace n osiris finish their water bombs.

then d last 20secs cannot have defenders.so ya lor all out attack!!!!!!!!!!!!! then ya lor.next was snr vs freshies game.is like we have this hoop w tissue thing on our head n gt water guns.so suppose to shoot snrs.BUT they cheat!!!! they past masking tape on their tissue so cannot break at all la!then they just open fire at us.

then they destroyed all our water bombs n started firing water bombs at us.then this other gl hit me on my head la.aiming gd lor.... then jessica gt water bomb then i was directly in front of her.then we like look at each other then laugh then she just throw near my feet.then roy end up behind me w a water bomb then i just run then he nvr chase also.haha

then d game ended.then d snrs suddenly chiong so we chiong also.end up they just wanted to cheer then we think too much.ahahhaah.then it was major photo taking session.everyone just started shouting like "isis isis!" then grp together n pose.then d guys lie on floor then we stack up on them.

then like after d 4 grps take other grps started coming. like last yr's orientation grp. or like "programmers!! programmers!" or "gls! gls!" even like "yr 2 yr 2!" then in the end got "bms! bms!" then like normal pple say "cheese" n we said some chinese organs thing la.wah lao....

then walk all d waye back to sbs n eat n play random games.i was playing hei bai pei w wileen but she v stone.so jessica say play haidai so i played w her.then win one lose one.so dui bu qi my show dar dar! cuz i lost d scissors paper stone.so cannot cheat.ahahhaa.

then played ren ti hei bai pei w roy.i won =D then played w jessica then win one lose one AGAIN.she is really super pro!then played w roy again then he lost.then derrick wan challenge so ok lor play w him n he lost.then d guys bu fu shu so zhao liang play.then lost twice.hehex.

played some traffic light game thing.then d snrs say close eyes.then when they tap shoulder look up n point d person of d opposite gender tt left an impression.can b snr or jnr.is like i wanted to point roy but d snrs all eyes open cuz they nt playing so if point roy a bit gan ga.so ya lor point weemeng.

then like played cards.then all d grps played games.one is pirates of d carribean.just do stupid action la.then if nvr do in time out lor.then in the end those who are "pro" must do forfeit cuz is minority do.n i happen to b in d minority.wah lao i was thinking i can make it thru d camp wo any forfeits.but apparently not.

then was some scissors paper stone thing.thank god i manage to nt kena forfeit this time.then prize presentation.isis won best team spirit.of course la."superman! ta ta ta!"

then shi min won best female freshie.is like on first day we walk past this block called N2.then she was like "enthu enthu!" then we started calling her enthu cuz she really is enthu.hahahha.then when they ask who do we think shld win we just shouted "enthu enthu! *clap clap* enthu enthu!"

then best male SA was denis! so yay isis rox! =D oh ya d snrs treat us ice cream too.hehex.next fri gathering! roy apparently gg to set yahoo grp n burn photos for us.yay!

oh ya john is act a snr.cheat our feeling!

took cab home w 3 others n yay tt was such a correct decision =D =D =D

ok i nd slp.when get photos then post ba.