happy bday my little prince! (referring to voodoo doll) today his bday cuz i want him to be born on 29th n be a gemini. saggi n leo too far awaye le.

today i shall blog fast not cuz i wan to slp early(cuz tmr got re test AGAIN) but cuz today's blog will be quite long cuz of the large number of photos. hehe. i will just talk randomly about wat happened today then let the pics speak for itself. n of course add my own comments.

woke up bright and early to go sch to do compre.blanked n flunked.hurray. *fast forward* went j8 for breakfast as gp ended much ealier than expected. pple who went are shir, jessie, zhu xuan, delia, ho ying and marinah. then went to walk walk then times up le. we went popular to look at tys lah. it's tt bad. n jessie damn panic cuz dunno how to do one mcq question for chem. haha. she say last yr's paper easy. i think for her there is no difficult chem paper. oh ya during lunch we realise that ho ying's bro is a damn gd catch. 190+ tall. med student. from rj de. can play organ n piano. well off fam. BUT got gf le. haha.

bio lecture was slp inducing. but sit next to zx. so lame joked all the waye so stayed damn awake.watched a DAMN GROSS video. the person put leech on himself to show how foetuses are parasites. n they just kept zooming in on the leech sucking n sucking n sucking...

went to change to jersey then went soeul garden for lunch/dinner. this is the farewell lunch for our beloved mr akshir-the best looking male teacher we have ever had(at least for shir n i cuz ij cmi aj not any better). haiz. pple who didn't go are yu wen(went k box), aileen(didn't even come for lessons), ck(reasons unknown), marinah n zx(no money?), pei yueng(busy?), wen e(ab camp).so basically the turn out was not bad ba. is like we walked to central then saw him walk towards soeul garden. dman cool lah. shades, ear piece, wear dark coloured. then we were saying he act cool. then he say "this is not act. is am" pengz. then jessie said the same thing when we say she act cute.

ok pics time cuz i really DAMN lazy to type. oh ya topic of the day was clement ong. dun ask. i think the comments funny but i dun rmb le. so suan le. oh ya n qiao yun talked a lot so her table was the noisiest. but after a while i took over as the non stop talking one. hehe. okok photos.i arrange the photos similarity so more organised. nice ones taken by the great delia quack. not ncie one by me lor. haha.but funny ones by me. hehe. see n u shall noe wat i mean.

random pics at the tables first.nearest to screen table: akshir, jessie, sham, qiao yun. yy joined later.next table is shir, hamster, hoying n i. then is zh, clare, yunlong, terence. last table mel, et, hui ping n hwee yen.

wat pple do after finish eating. take photo(hamster n i) read newspaper(zh n clare), play snake on hp(terence and clare), play hp for god knows how long doing god knows what(hwee yen n hui ping)the rest are stoning, eating, talking or flirting(er mel n et.)

now akshir's photoes.

him in jersey. act he suppose to change but the toilet totally used up so he can't. oh ya the toilet. it is unisex so it has 2 urinal n 1 toilet bowl. damn stupid n gross n scary. as in the steps outside the toilet. cuz slippers in the middle of nowhere of steps. n v dark n dusty. *shudders*.

the thing to note here is the PINK hp dangling thing. the hp is huiping's. is like yu wen called halfwaye thru to talk to him. damn funny. n he so man use tt phone damn funny. everyone just take photo there. haha.

this is the present presentation ceremony. haha. et representing our class as he is a class leader. gave the jersey n a notebk with our well wishes. is like the present was kept with shir. then we were like "take out leh" then she was like "huh take out wat?" then we all pengz there. then qy was like "wat is in ur bag?" then she "ORH!!!" pengz pengz.

akshir reading the notebook. he was just smiling there thruout. i dunno y. haha.

now the extent of hunger of our class after bio. n it's after effects. though not all is the after effects. oh n how they eat. er read on.

note the serviette on yunlong's hand. this is to prevent his hand from being scald. this is the first time i see this. wonder is it works.
remnants at jessie's table/plate: 16 prawns. their table ate MOUNTAINS of chicken. n the person change their hot plate thing once so tt they can rest n start 2nd round. n water melons were kept far far awaye from jessie this time. haha. the boys also had a mountain of chicken. but i think jessie's table can match up to them.
of course dessert after the meal. this is yunlong's heap. imagine tt, times 3. tt = mr akshir's dessert. uh huh. tt bad.
so the results is

dazed expression n tummy. it is worse than it looks.

firstly, it is impt to note tt et's tummy is big to begin with. n he hide it so can't see. but cuz he was hidding it, eng up enlarge his chest. haha ok out of pt.

NEXT jerseys! after lame photos must have a break ma. arranged according to smallest to largest number so tt it is fair n i won't leave out anyone. i think.

qiao yun. number 2 cuz i dunno y. fujiko cuz she is called tt? ok i suck at this explaining thing.

the number 9s: hui ping and akshir. their names are self explanatory. dunno y hui ping chose 9. akshir's is chosen by us. hehe.

the couples: hamster n zh. this one i can explain. haha. shi qi is called shiqi. duh. then her number is 17 which in han yu ping ying is shi qi. get it? haha. then zh is 14 cuz of thiery henry. he is captain cuz shiqi is SQ so he is pilot so is captain. act i think the whole idea of the guy flying in the gurl is rather odd. ok tt is just me. oh ya if u remove the 1 on zh u get "yi qi si". haha.

v obviously the person is shirley. 20 cuz of her bdate. she wasn't wearing the shirt n i wanna take so i ask her to lift up her shirt. then she huh n look at her blouse. PENGZ. i m SURE i wanna see wat is under her shirt.

me. rokyn. 21 cuz i like 2129 n i alr have 29. roxy+kyn=rokyn.

lastly 99. et n mel. etc cuz eng thai chua. jiayi cuz melissa say her chi name is not used cuz everyone noes her as melissa. at first i ask et to squad down lower so i can take. this is wad he did instead.

obviously everyone started laughing then mel ran damn far awaye then et went down the steps then ok liao can take. so ya we got the pic as seen above.

ok now the more interesting pics. taken by me. just now those pics also got some i take lah but this se ones dun wanna involve delia later spoil her reputations.

firstly se ones. cuz later is not funny then anti climax. haha. cuz only got 2 pics.

zh n clare touching clare's stomach. pls dun ask me y they did tt. pls note hamster's expression.

mel touching et's chest. PLS DUN ASK ME Y THEY DID THIS. haha. basically i was trying to get huiping to post for the camera. then i saw them doing tt so i clicked.didn't even had time to zoom in(which i can't decide is a gd or bad thing) then they saw flash n shock. the hamster click. so u get this pic

this is wat happens when u catch pple doing indecent act. i laughed for dunno how many mins straight n went around with hamster showing everyone the photos. tian ar laugh until cannot stop lorz. then hamster n i just squad down there.thank god nobody else had cam otherwise damn unglam. oh ya bottom left corner hair is clare's. haha ok random.

ok now next batch(dun wry it's the second last. *finally*) the muscle man competition. place in alphabatical order to be fair. haha. hui ping the hunk dun wanna participate lehz. tt was wat i was doing when i caught mel n et. haha. either waye i shall call them man for today cuz they r usually boys. just for today.

mr akshir VERY uncoorperative. is like first we ask him to tighten his shirt so we can see his abs. but he won't. then we ask him to sing. then he say tt is worse. then we ask him to flex he also dun want. so the pic is like tt. but i vouch his biceps is damn developed de. cuz he just bend a bit can see le. unlike the next few photos.

chow zhi hao. i think the the bones almost bursting out is more visible. but ya got some standard ba. right? hehe.

eng thai. more fats ba. hahahahahha. BUT it is hard de. as in tried n tested. haha. n can see the curves ba... haha.

yun long. 13 pull ups de so skinny but more obvious? but got standard right? but maybe too skinny so appears funny. haha. but as u scroll on u will see that u should not judge book by its cover.

terence's fake muscles. as he is busy playing snake on et's hp, yun long had to help develop his muscles. ok lah so not counted. hahahaha. duh...

lastly clarence. cuz he started flexing this competition started. from photos he totally owned i think. i think also cuz more proportional. BUT he fail pull up. so i say dun judge book by cover. ahhahahah. zhong kan bu zhong yong de meaning.

okok 2 more to go.

the seoul garden sign with 4 arms. belongs to yunlong n et. (SOMEBODY chasing me so msut speed up) today's entertainment seems to be yun long. cheeky boy. muahahaha.legs n fair arms is yunlong's. the other pair is et's lor.

lastly. the group photo. taken by seould garden worker. is like hamster need to go le so need pple to go take class photo. by then we spend close to 3 hrs there le. so she tried desparetely to attract attention by using the spoon to knock plastic cup. first the half full then the empty. then she knock the metal rim. haha. so ya we went to take this pic. wanted to take the bags. cuz mel's bag says 78 so 7..8... 9! haha. k lah last pic

the end :) we will miss you mr akshir!